You've won our Eve's Apples June Contest, sponsored by Bring It Up!
- Instant Breast Lift w/ instructional DVD: retail $29.99
- Smooth & Lift Nipple Cover: retail: $24.00
- Breast Shaper: retail: $34.00
- Don’t Come Undone Apparel Tape retail: $7.95
I never knew that there were so many people who've had such embarrassing breast stories. I'm so glad to know that it isn't just me. My heart truly goes out to each and every one of the contestants who sent in their stories. Thank you so much for sharing, dear Lingeristas!For those of you who haven't read Heather's most embarrassing story, here it is below:
"Well, this mishap happened behind doors, but no telling how many people heard it!! I was working right up to my delivery, took leave for about eight weeks to rest and such, then came back to work. I had obtained a breast pump (industrial!) to use during the day. After trying to find a good place to situate myself, the powers that be presented me with a small office in a hallway in my section. How convenient! Well, one day, I got all set up, had my book out, boobs in the slots, machine ready...and I pressed the 'on' switch. Apparently, one boob wasn't quite where it needed to be...and there was the loudest sucking toot noise I've ever heard in my life!! Of course, I panicked! Book went flying, one boob was still stuck in the contraption, making noises, the other was flailing about, perhaps in a panic, as well! I was trying to - well, I don't know what I was trying to do, other than sink into the floor, and never return. I finally got the thing shut off. I know my face was red, and no doubt, the people on the other side of the door (mostly males!) were wondering what they might find on the other side. They didn't hear me yelp for help, so they continued on...as did I. To this day, I can't look at the book Memoirs of a Geisha without shaking my head and laughing. Ah, mammaries."
Here is to wishing all of you a wonderful summer and Celebrating Your Inner Eve with your girls strapped in!
Thanks again to Bring It Up! If you'd like to find out more about them, please visit their website at: www.bringitup.com/.