MAN STROKE WOMAN VIDEO:
If your partner potentially has a "Man Cold," like the actor in the "Man Stroke Woman" video above, try the following as a test to see just how sick he really is right now:
MAN COLD TEST
- Get out your sexiest lingerie (like the bra and panty sets below recently released by Lake & Stars ~ found at Faire Frou Frou)
- Walk around the house nonchalantly in your sassy intimates
- Bend over in front of him...
- Does he blankly stare off into space? Is he completely oblivious to you? Does he struggle to moan incoherently? If so, he's really sick
- If he talks, feebly tries to coerce you over to him or grunts in a way that illicites "Come hither," then your husband or boyfriend has a man cold
If he has a "Man Cold"...STOP what you're doing. I repeat STOP. You need to think clearly. Do the following steps, in this order:
- Get dressed. Keep on your luxurious lingerie beneath your clothes
- Give him some soup AND the t.v. remote
- Go out for drinks with your girlfriends
You've earned it!
2 comments:
Truly enjoy "Eve's Apples" but this month, "Man Cold" is hilarious! But also, sadly true. I like the "go out with girls for cocktails." The only choice. And, the "resolve" to do list. Will take this serious, as I have been since reading EP. Thanks for all. Vegas get ready for Eve!
Thanks for the post!
I saw the video and simply had to find a way to tie it in with lingerie.
Have a great New Year and beware of colds! Especially those associated with men. ;)
Big Hugs and Loves,
~ Eve
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