MAN STROKE WOMAN VIDEO:
If your partner potentially has a "Man Cold," like the actor in the "Man Stroke Woman" video above, try the following as a test to see just how sick he really is right now:
MAN COLD TEST
- Get out your sexiest lingerie (like the bra and panty sets below recently released by Lake & Stars ~ found at Faire Frou Frou)
- Walk around the house nonchalantly in your sassy intimates
- Bend over in front of him...
- Does he blankly stare off into space? Is he completely oblivious to you? Does he struggle to moan incoherently? If so, he's really sick
- If he talks, feebly tries to coerce you over to him or grunts in a way that illicites "Come hither," then your husband or boyfriend has a man cold
If he has a "Man Cold"...STOP what you're doing. I repeat STOP. You need to think clearly. Do the following steps, in this order:
- Get dressed. Keep on your luxurious lingerie beneath your clothes
- Give him some soup AND the t.v. remote
- Go out for drinks with your girlfriends
You've earned it!